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Rage bursts • Meeting • Managers • Killer instincts • Hysteria • Competence and professionalism • Persian Pillage Solution • Ahreel • External Manager • Haern • Iakfen • Ignor • Ossian

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The four managerial phases of anger: intimidation, new directives, delirium and more delirium
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Strip 59 - The four managerial phases of anger: intimidation, new directives, delirium and more delirium
Title:
Hysterical managers
Drawing:
Elisa Vignali
Story:
Fabio Sassi
License:
This work is licensed under a Creative Commons Attribution-ShareAlike 4.0 International License

Dialogues:

an argument between two managers suddenly ends...
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Ossian
an argument between two managers suddenly ends ...
Ignor
you will suffer the consequences, you idiot!!!
External Manager
the same goes for you, you dummy!!
Ossian
when a manager is out of control, it can only mean one thing...
Iakfen
consequences... what consequences? does that mean we're at war with the persians??
Ignor
what war... you moron...
Ossian
...call for a reunion!
Ignor
our productivity is really disappointing, we have to start making some serious changes and I don't want to hear any buts about it!
Ossian
while in Persia
External Manager
I don't want to hear complaints like: this is not possible, this doesn't make sense...If I tell you to do something I want it done immediately!
Ignor
no more messing around, I'm fed with being kind and understanding, I've been too tolerant for too long...and remember, you are all replaceable!
Ossian
after step one, intimidation, comes step two, new directives... the worst part
Ignor
the sales department will help the technical department to complete their work and vice versa
Ahreel
what?!
Haern
absurd!
External Manager
from now on, every morning I want a complete report of orders, revenue and expenses from the day before...
Ignor
all the stationary cabinets are off limits. If you need a pen or a piece of paper you have to ask me for permission!
External Manager
you have to send me an e-mail before going on a break and another one when you're finished!
Ossian
and when all this madness seemed to have reached it's peak, a last blow...
Ignor
the technical department will make those flying carpets... No more whining about that fictitious theory on the "force of gravity" , I want a flying carpet!
External Manager
I want a house on the moon...and I want it now ..
Ossian
delirium and more delirious
Ignor
and someone tell me what has happened to father Christmas! nobody knows where he is, I've been looking for him since I was 12... I want you to bring him here and now!!
External Manager
The tooth fairy never brought me Aladdin's lamp... I want you to bring her here dead or alive, noooow!

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